Ken: …

I tried researching some more conspiracy theories of the modern variety. I have learned many things, but the main thing I have learned is this: People are scary. People are really, really scary.

Ken: Too tired

I’m too tired and sad to do anything today. I’m just going to cuddle Mr. Scruffles and present a list of truths instead. The show with the cut-out-characters who swear a lot based their current storyline off of a thread on a certain anonymous message board. 34/35 moderators on one of the largest and most […]

Ken: Para-more-normal

Because I apparently cannot do anything correctly, I have been told that perhaps it is best for Mr. Scruffles and I to shift focus to “paranormal” things instead of “conspiracy” things. I feel more confident in this endeavor! Behold my research notes! My huge collection of paranormal-themed askreddit threads from Paranormal 10 Creepy Mysteries You […]

Ken: Shifting the goalposts on me

I have been informed that a “conspiracy” has to be something where one group of humans is doing something intentionally to another group of humans. It cannot be something that humans are doing to themselves, or allowing to have happen to them out of ignorance or because they think something is normal. Alright then, behold […]

Ken: More of this, then?

It looks like I am to add more of the conspiracies in order to keep my current arrangement. Well that is acceptable. This week, I will not give you a list of many true things, but instead I will explain one thing in many details. These things are your enemy: You think I am being […]

Ken: Conspiracy-see-I’m-FINE

I have been told that it is “suspicious” that I am no longer talking about ludicrous conspiracy theories, and that if I were normal and healthy and nothing has happened to me. I am well and fine and happy with Mr. Scruffles the very real animal companion, but if you want the conspiracies, then I will […]

Ken: Mr. Scruffles

I have acquired Mr. Scruffles. This is Mr. Scruffles. He is a real juvenile canine and this is not a photo I acquired off the google images. Behold. You will note his intelligent eyes and small nose, it is cool to the touch. When he is amused or in a positive emotional state, Mr. Scruffles will […]

Ken: [No subject provided]

I was wrong. I see that now. I don’t know what came over me. Everything is hunky-dory, I was worried over nothing, how silly of me. I think I’m going to go for a nice long walk now to clear my head. Maybe adopt a puppy, I will name him Mr. Scruffles and take him […]

Ken: Hiding in Plain Sight

Hey everyone, Ken E. here. But I kind of wish I wasn’t. I’ve been having a rough couple of weeks. Honestly, I feel like I’m going crazy. At night, I can hear the walls whispering, and I constantly feel like someone is looking over my shoulder. I’ve also been having this recurring dream where my […]

Ken: Eat Me!

Hey everyone, Ken E. here. Since I started this blog, I’ve endeavored to bring you guys the most interesting (if sometimes questionable) facts from history. However, few stories have freaked me out nearly as much as this next story. I hope you didn’t have a rich lunch, because you might feel a little queasy jumping […]